I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
— Ken Lewlew (via kushandwizdom)
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
don’t go (would saying this be enough to make you realize how much I love you and that I need you so much and make you stay?)
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.