No Control

I'm Steph.
I'm 21. Freelance photographer. Artist. Lover. Polyamorous. Pagan. Pansexual. Exhibitionist. Dreamer. Capricorn. I like to lavish gifts on those I love and when I commit to something, I really commit. Enjoy my hodge podge of a blog.

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When he says he likes fat girls

hahaha <3
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reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach


(Source: littlexiutie)

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When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:


Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

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911 operator: 911, what’s your emergency, sis?

me: i— i just killed my husband… i— i…. I don’t know what to do…

911 operator: oooooooooh shit! kk, im telling you I’m a nosy queen, so be a good Judy and serve up the juicy deets.

me: i came home after getting my tight puccini waxed into a buckwheat at the spa with my rancid drag sisters and waited for him to present me a platter of delicious delicacies, and you know what he dishes out? a colourful and fresh baby gem lettuce, beets. quinoa, portabello and blue cheese salad with with tender skirt steak and chimichurri on the side.

911 operator: ………………..if we’re being honest here, sweetheart, im high as fuxk and it’s probably the munchies but that sounds, the fuck’s wrong with all of that?

me: ……..*chokes back tears and takes a deep breath* It was not organic.

911 operator: *loud auntie gasp* OH SHIT!

me: i whacked him with the solid 5 inch double gold plated elephant ivory bookends he got me for my quarter birthday last week and now he’s laying there in a puddle of blood, ruining my $45000 imported Moroccan rugs…

911 operator: smfh, when will these good-for-nothings learn to treat a lady with respect? 

me: ikr? 

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i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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*sends you a platonic nude*

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you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

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